| Customer: | Hey Sarah! Here's one you've never heard before! You look like Ellen Page. |
| Me: | You're right. I've actually never heard that one before. |
| Said customer then proceeds to proclaim to one of my coworkers that we're going to have many, many children together. | |
| What even?! |
(Source: rifles)
On The set of American Graffiti , photographed by Dennis Stock, 1972.
I was born in the wrong era…
I’ll second that.
My cellphone is never off. The reason I don’t always answer it is because I don’t have reception, I’m busy, or I’m asleep.
I’m pretty sure I explain this at least once a week.
Samiam - Mud Hill
(Source: amajor7)
(Source: campcampingstonfalls)
Dorothy Hardy
That if I’m at work and go without a coffee break for 2-4 hours, I go from being delightful as pie to being terminally grouchy and on the verge of homicide.
Someone has a slight problem.
