May 2013
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Customer Interactions
Customer: Hey Sarah! Here's one you've never heard before! You look like Ellen Page.
Me: You're right. I've actually never heard that one before.
Said customer then proceeds to proclaim to one of my coworkers that we're going to have many, many children together.
What even?!
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Things my 71 year old father doesn't understand...
My cellphone is never off. The reason I don’t always answer it is because I don’t have reception, I’m busy, or I’m asleep.
I’m pretty sure I explain this at least once a week.
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It has been brought to my attention
That if I’m at work and go without a coffee break for 2-4 hours, I go from being delightful as pie to being terminally grouchy and on the verge of homicide.
Someone has a slight problem.
