Customer: Hey Sarah! Here's one you've never heard before! You look like Ellen Page.
Me: You're right. I've actually never heard that one before.
Said customer then proceeds to proclaim to one of my coworkers that we're going to have many, many children together.
Things my 71 year old father doesn't understand...
My cellphone is never off. The reason I don’t always answer it is because I don’t have reception, I’m busy, or I’m asleep. I’m pretty sure I explain this at least once a week.
It has been brought to my attention
That if I’m at work and go without a coffee break for 2-4 hours, I go from being delightful as pie to being terminally grouchy and on the verge of homicide. Someone has a slight problem.